The Conspiracy: Violin

For years now, the magnificent violin has provided a beautiful sound that soothes our heart. However, under the hands of a noob, the beautiful sound can easily transform into the horrendous screeching that tears our heart into two. What most people don't realise is the fact that the violin is usually used for self-protection. Why bother to run away when you could stop your enemies in their tracks with the soothing voice of the violin? When they stop, you could always transform your violin into a wonderful bat and slam the base into your opponents head. However, be warned. That move is only good for a one time use only. Only use it when necessary.
I am writing this to bring to light the true face of the violin. In front, you will see the smooth wood art and the finely tuned string. Under the fine marksmanship, you will see the dark side of the violin. The potential to be a lethal weapon.
Apart from being able to be use as a bat for whacking your enemies, you can also use the violin for shooting arrows. Why bother to bring a bow when you have a violin near by? Just put the arrow on the strings of the violin and fire away. And that's not all, you can fire more than one arrow at any given time!
So, I must ask all our fellow people. Do not underestimate the power of the violin. Your violin might become the next weapon of mass destruction. However, you must always keep this in mind. Any weapon is violin, I mean violent.

Inspired by my friend Larry.