CD, also known as Compact Disk, is one of the common forms of memory storage. Sometimes it comes with a cute design at the front. However, what all CDs have in common is the shiny surface at the bottom. Who needs a grenade when you can use the shiny surface of the CD and blind your opponent with its dazzling reflection. It even doubles as a shuriken or a boomerang.
However, I must bring to light the true potential of the CD. Don't let its dazzling looks fool you, the CD can be broken into two parts to give one the power to wield two daggers. These 'daggers' ARE dangerous with the capital D-A-N-G-E-R-O-U-S.
Also, the deadly CD is also a highly cheap weapon. Going for less than $30, it's even cheaper than a gun! Be warned, although the CD may be just sitting there, it is plotting to take over humanity! You must fight back against this potential treat! Destroy the CDs in your house as a sign that these CDs will never take over the lives of the human race. Act now before it's too late!
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I guess DVD is the upgraded version than! No wonder so expensive, must be very pain if you hit some one with a DVD.
ReplyDeleteimagine blu-ray sia...*gasp*
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