Ah, the Iphone. One of Apple's most intelligent product yet. Of course, the rich and cocky people of the world could afford one of those 'perfect' phones. However, I must bring to light the true face of the Iphone (Note: Do not bother checking your Iphone for faces. There aren't any). There have been reports of Iphones overheating and finally...explosion. Yes, KABOOM. Your expensive hundred over dollars 'perfect' phone is a TICKING TIME BOMB! That's right! Who knows if the Iphone is programmed to explode immediately after a phone call. Or worse, it explodes when you are about to win the extreme mode in a game you just bought.
Get rid of the Iphone NOW! You heard me! Get a normal phone like the one from Nokia (Nokia has been well known for making durable products. And I mean durable. Throw a Nokia phone to the wall and see what happens!). Now hurry and don't succumb to the portable TNT bomb. IT WILL EAT YOU ALIVE!
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ReplyDeleteYes, KABOOOM! Omg if the shard of the glass hit your beautiful face. HOW SAD, ruin your face forever =/.
Get LG (starts propagating) or Sony! Its good, how I know!? Cause I use them =D. XDXD