The wonders of the simple machine. The staple has been a useful and convenient office/school tool. However, never judge book by its cover. The staple has assist us for a long time now. But one day, this innocent looking staple will wipe out the whole of humanity!
Why bother to bring machine guns when you have a few staples (staple bullets sold separately) lying about. Just pick the staples up and fire! Guarantee to spill blood in close range.
Also, if you're trapped in a room with no way out, you can always take a staple bullet (still sold separately) and pick-lock your way out. That's right, you can become a professional pick-locker!
Be warned, I am here to tell you of the dangers of the staples. The sharp bullets that can come in various colors DO hurt when jabbed into the flesh of the human.
Destroy your staples and use tape! That's right, throw away that dangerous machine before it can kill you! Use duct-tape or glue. Rid yourself of the absolute evil. Throw that staple into the thrash can NOW!
I can hear you laughing over there. This is not funny. Staples are a threat to society and hence, must be stop. You hear me? They must be STOPPED!
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