The pencil, a friend of every artist out there. However, the god-like pencil carries a deadly secret. Everyone will say that money is the root of evil. Don't believe them. I am telling you now, the pencil is the root of all evil.
Why bother to stab your enemy with a newly bought knife? Imagine staining that precious knife with your enemies blood. Just buy a box of pencils and sharpen away. Not only is a pencil cheap, it is lighter than a knife so you won't be slowed down by your weapon. Instead of using arrows, just grab and few pencils and load them onto your bow. Have fun firing them without worrying too much about the cost. Going for less than a dollar, pencils are truly the cheapest weapon you can buy.
Be warned though, although the pencil is an instrument for art, under the deadly hands of a noob, your definition of art will change dramatically. Prepare a bag to throw up in upon seeing the pencil in the noob's hands.
Remember, support your hatred for pencils by buying erasers! Rub off the evil works by the pencil using the erasers. We can still win this war. All we need is your support!
And thus, I have come to warn you. Evil is pencil. You have been warned.
Inspired by my friend Larry
Friday, September 4, 2009
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